she was so clear, so focused, it was beautiful.
me, im more abstract and boring.
i wanna help people.
more specifically i wanna help people achieve their dreams.
even more specifically i wanna help people while wearing a cubs hat and shorts.
sadly yesterday on the radio i was listening to this guy say that men dont get taken seriously when they wear shorts.
unless they won the lottery.
so my new goal is to help people while wearing shorts after winning the lottery.
however maybe a more realistic goal is to help people while being one of the few men who are respected for wearing shorts.
by the way, nobody likes my shorts.
i have several pairs of plaid shorts and two of the same pair of bathing trunks that have pockets
the only people who like them are the good people of Las Vegas who dont care because i tip well.
drove a fashion designer around today who focuses on mens fashions.
i shoulda asked her if she would be interested in creating shorts for men which will DEMAND respect.
DEMAND SHORTS they could be called.
or RESPECT MY SHORTS could be stitched into the inseam or something.
deep down i just wanna be a televangelist on one of those Christian cable channels.
pretty sure St. Peter would love that and sneak me through the sneaky window
if the show was good.