last night was a good night, all my schemes were working

tumblr_nl6982xwfB1up1nc2o1_540uber plus is like fishing, you gotta know where the spots are where no one else is fishing.

and i think i found some good ones. the tricky part, just like in any part of your life is

YOU HAVE TO BE PATIENT

YOU CANNOT BE GREEDY

YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN EMPTY BLADDER

the first two are pretty simple but sometimes you end up in the skankiest public restrooms that it makes you consider peeing in a bottle and throwing that bottle in the trash

but there are a few problems with that

1) lots of poor people pick through the garbage looking for bottles and cans (clap yr hands)

2) what if you spill on your way to the dumpster

3) peeing in your car in a bottle? is that why you went to college?

there really should be safe clean beautiful public restrooms where you tip the guy a buck and you can do your thing

but sadly those places are called McDonalds and theyre not always as clean as i kept them back in the day

however nothing is as terrible as the Del Taco i found myself at in Venice

holy moses. and on top of that there were two guys selling/using/experimenting with heroin outside the door

then i worried about the bottom of my shoes, then my hands, thank god for hand sanitizer

once again THANK GOD FOR HAND SANITIZER

learned a few more things about Marina Del Rey when i left, and also learned it isnt that profitable to drive people from LAX any more

$17 LAX -> West Hollywood.

I was all, what!?!?

but i know how to fix that now so goal, imma hit you faster tonight, just wait.