im the most boring man in america

bruce jenner wheatiesi wont be married three times. i wont win a decathalon. i wont raise the kardashian sisters

and then kendall and kylie.

and i dont run around in the shadows wearing womens clothes.

my needs and desires are simple. i am simple. bruce jenner is 65 and looks better than i do and is more punk rock than i’ll ever be.

last night i ubered a little after work and as i was on my way to venice ali called me to see if i would uber her from venice to dtla

for she was going to take in The Game at club nokia.

got over there and she and her bff claire were prepartying and i hadnt seen claire in a while and when she asked me what i had been doing lately i drew a blank.

had i been doing anything lately?

then she told me how she just got back from belize or cabo or somewhere with pyramids which she climbed. and i aint climbed no pyramids.

i was so tired that after i dropped them off i went home and curled up with a good book.

today i didnt go out neither. now im watching madonna’s mdna concert on epix

because the one thing i did do was i switched from Uverse to Time Warner Cable

bc i can get 300 mb of internet and the dodgers for $90 a month.

expressurselfdontrepressyrself

weirdest song ive heard in a while

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“The Poor Side of Town”
written by Johnny Rivers and Lou Adler
1966

Do-doo-doo-wah shoo-be-doo-be
Do-doo-doo-wah shoo-be-doo-be

How can you tell me how much you miss me
When the last time I saw you, you wouldn’t even kiss me
That rich guy you’ve been seein’
Must have put you down
So welcome back baby
To the poor side of town

To him you were nothin’ but a little plaything
Not much more than an overnight fling
To me you were the greatest thing this boy had ever found
And girl it’s hard to find nice things
On the poor side of town

I can’t blame you for tryin’
I’m tryin’ to make it too
I’ve got one little hang up baby
I just can’t make it without you

So tell me, are you gonna stay now
Will you stand by me girl all the way now
With you by my side
They can’t keep us down
Together we can make it baby
From the poor side of town

(So tell me how much you love me)
(Come be near to me and say you need me now)

Oh, with you by my side
This world can’t keep us down
Together we can make it baby
From the poor side of town

Do-doo-doo-wah shoo-be-doo-be
Do-doo-doo-wah shoo-be-doo-be
Do-doo-doo-wah shoo-be-doo-be

Nick Lowe covered it a few years ago

but this is the Rivers original

Rivers also wrote “Secret Agent Man”

and Adler, among other things, sits courtside with Jack at Lakers games
lou adler and jack