if you’re Don Draper handsome and have a few bucks you get to:

be a terrible boyfriend,

a horrible cheating husband

a miserable dad

a pathetic drunkard

a horrible boss

an unreliable partner

and an all-around grumpy guy to cross paths with

especially if you’re an idealistic hippie trying to fight The Man.

i love it not because i want to be Don Draper

but because i never want any part of that.

and i cant wait to see him die.