remember that time courtney opened for lana

and everyone was taking videos and photos from the back rows.

i tried to tell them all, chill babies, there will be people up front taking photos and videos

and they said, stop talking to us creepy old man.

just then someone yelled at courtney

“i love you!” the little voice said.

mrs. cobain yelled back, “i love you too!”

then she said, “i cant hear you I LOVE YOU TOO LITTLE FUCKING KID!”

this video captures that lovely punk rock exchange

courtney was the grizzled blast from the past with both something to prove (that she’s still relevant)

and nothing to prove

but meanwhile Lana strolled around the big stage like a pretty girl just waking from a dream

talking to the deers in the forrest in her party dress

having conversations with imaginary creatures who love her

famous rock critic katie bain who loves all sorts of music doesnt love lana

who knows why

lots of people think shes manufactured and phony and usually im the one calling bs

but for some reason i totally get lana

she seems like a young stiffler’s mom.

she seems like she would be fun at a party

but would pass out early in the night

just like me