and we got all dressed up and you said omg lets bring the kids
and i was all what kids?
and you said OUR kids and i was like Them? they’re too little. they wont behave and they wont remember anything.
and you said how many times are we gonna have this chance again. god sometimes i wonder about you
and i said fine.
so we dressed them up and you said that wasnt good enough so you ran to the store
AND BOUGHT NEW CLOTHES for them
and came home and gave them Another bath
and got them dressed and we went there
and the president was super cool about everything
and then when it was time to go, little sally was like
no mommy im not leaving. no i like it here. NOOOOOOO!!!
and the president was all, yeah i have that effect on some people
and michelle was like seriously?
and Bo the dog just casually strolled out of the room and down the hall
and laid down next to the kitchen.
and the secret service guy was all, i know yr xbi but we’re gonna have to get her out of here
and i was all, if you tase her, no one will blame you
and michelle laughed
and obama laughed
but i wasnt kidding.