what do i look for in a wife

soda

shes gotta love pop
shes gotta love television
shes gotta love movies
shes gotta think i look good with my shirt off
shes gotta realize i love a lot of weird and stupid shit
other than that
shes gotta be nice nice nice nice
or no dice

meanwhile, i will wheel our soda home from the circle k
cuz deep down im a gentleman