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gardener watering artificial grass

theres a lot of artificial things in LA. so many we dont even notice any more.

malls, boobs, butts, lips, hips, friendships, beliefs, flavors, colors

and yes, grass.

we have a drought here in California. worst one in years. the rain just teases us.

it rained on my mommas head early this year during the red carpet at the Oscars

and since then: nothing of any significance.

so the artificial lawns replace grass all over town.

it’s actually not that bad once you get to know it.

and you dont have to water or mow it.

UNLESS YOU CRAY

#LA