pretty girl direct messaged me the other day


she was all, lets meet up.

i was like, ive heard that before.

she went, no, i mean it, how about that taco stand by yr house

i said, are you a computer program?

she said beep bop beep

i didnt drive much this week because of my hands. they feel old.

about every seven years they start freaking out.

the other day i picked up a stapler and all of this pain shot to my left thumb.

it felt like it was all of the pain in my hands and arms just moved to the pad of the thumb.

xbi emailed me and said whoops, we’re experimenting on something

theyre obsessed with pain

they said, hopefully we can focus it all in one spot and then slowly shrink it till it’s unnoticeable.

ben gay didnt work. my wrist bands didnt work. it was too small.

felt like i had burned my thumb on a hot plate at a sit down mexican restaurant.

that was the only pain all day that day. and then the next morning.

this morning i got an email with the subject header of xbisolation

saying, should be gone in an hour

and then it was gone in an hour.

so yeah, i think i’ll have some tacos with that chick.