heard American Apparel may go out of business.

felt bad for Dov, Sass, all the workers, as well as the billboard salespeople

maybe the geniuses who stole the company away from Dov can get into the trashy office business

apparently business is Great!

my first real job out of college i had a briefcase. and then never again.

when people talk about Corvettes, they really should stop talking about them after 1982

here is a great reason why.

i posted a lot of these on Instagram to do some “live Instagramming” but im pretty sure it just annoyed people

it was so late at night the freeways were free

the 80s called. they want to play at your rock club.

who knew Bill Maher had a star on the walk of fame?

who knew Batman didn’t?

Hollywood: where even the traffic cones are bossy

the problem with the electronic age is ppl’s penmanship is seriously lacking.

THATS what you should apologize about, neighbor

when I saw i hit my walking goal i hopped on the subway

dont let anyone tell you we dont ride the subways – even late at night – in Hollywood