we probably shouldnt see race in things, i should probably eat better, i should probably go to the gym
i should probably buy better clothes.
and i should probably say how happy i am about soul brother number one.
it is nice to have someone in the white house who
isnt completely full of shit
isnt a total fucking knob
and even if hes spying on us all, every one of us, all the time
and lying about it
at least he’s probably looking for actual terrible people
and cruising right over the typical embarrassing stuff
like how bad i am at fantasy baseball.
things i wish he would do more of:
interviews with howard stern.
you promised us change.
anyway, happy birthday!