the difference between uber plus passengers and uber x ones is night and day.

uber x people are sooooo happy, on average compared to the more expensive uber plus pax

why are the rich so serious?

you’re being driven by the best uber driver, probably in the world.

everyone should be super happy and chill and amazed and blessed with me

and any time i switch over from Plus to X i feel like thats how the ppl feel.

which makes me feel that way too.

im going to take at least one uber x drive a night, even though theres rarely any money in it.