the only solution is to give guns to pretty girls

spring breakersnobody likes the fact that theres so much gun violence in the usa.

im sure even the nra would prefer if the statistics weren’t so lopsided.

you know, the ones that show america has no fucking clue when it comes to weapons.

and its tricky. on one hand we want to be the Land of the Free but on the other hand people work hard and have families and get freaked out when they hear a bump in the night or watch Fox News too often.

and they feel better with their .45 safely tucked away under their bible.

weirdos like me believe that you dont need Both a gun and a bible but we dont count. why would Christians have a vote in anything that doesnt have to do with anything other the wombs of strangers?

so i think we should start a trend where any time a young lady turns 18 she is given a gun and bullets.

there might be some hiccups at first but screw you it’s the 2nd amendment.

the problem is there arent enough guns. the right is right. if Everyone had a weapon there would be less crime and fewer issues.

how likely would you be to flip someone off in traffic if you knew they had a glock cocked under their messenger bag?

my horn would never toot.

how many construction sites would cat call women if they knew that tucked away inside those Coach clutches were cute little Kate Spade .22s? AND WHAT JURY WOULD CONVICT HER?

white guns + pink bullets = peace in our time

kanye / busblog in 2020