ate sushi with a pretty girl who let me hold her hand in the uber

saw a rap legend pull off performance art with a different pretty girl whos never looked better

drove up the prettiest coast in the whole wide world on a lazy sunday in a luxury vehicle

arrived at the worlds greatest college newsroom and people knew my name

laughed at some of the best jokes in said newsroom delivered by the great todd francis

ate in n out while driving home at high rates of speed as the sun set

and the super moon prepared to be eclipsed.

we will all be eclipsed said the moon

it’s the perfect time for a costume change