proving once and for all that some people have all the luck and luck it is
trust me, if i dumped my pregnant girlfriend for a brazillian supermodel id never hear the end of it
and if i had my equipment manager illegally deflate my footballs before the AFC championship game
my mom would yell at me and say
I KNOW I DIDNT CARRY A FREAKING CHEATER AROUND IN MY BELLY FOR DAMN NEAR A YEAR
but tom brady can get away with murder because he has a symmetrical face and genes that make him a few inches taller than your average bear
the bible tells us that we shouldnt fret because even though payback is a b-word it doesnt always happen here in earth
right next to it is a picture of St. Peter cracking his knuckles
and St. Paul digging crud out of his finger nails
and St. Mark practicing his nunchucks
and St. Shadrach turning up the heat in the firey furnace.
your time is gonna come, led zeppelin warned
oh yes they did.