1. Tuesday, October 20, 2015

    heres whats gonna happen over the next week 

    cubs win

    the cubs are gonna win tomorrow.

    at wrigley field.

    with jake arrieta on the mound.

    on principle.

    then jon lester is gonna win on thursday at wrigley field

    because he was paid over $100 million to win on thursday and he will do it

    because he is good at baseball, especially in october.

    then on saturday, that kid who pitched tonight, Kyle Hendricks, who only allowed two runs and five hits

    will shock the mets in the apple by shutting their asses off with that impressive comebacker slider.

    tying up the series three three

    for everybodys cy young winner jake arrieta to clutch victory from the jaws of defeat

    and stun the world, and new york city

    as the cubs bats wake up and send the cubs into the world series.

    four games. four wins. for you, history.

    all of this was a rope-a-dope to make it all that much more dramatic.

    yr welcome.