We all should pray for Nardwaur the Human Serviette

the top three interviewers alive today are

3. tony pierce

2. howard stern

nardwuar1. Nardwaur of Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

and nardwaur wins by a lot.

thats the good news.

the bad news is the outrageous and lovable journalist had a stroke on Saturday.

Nardwaur was known for his deep research which led to right-on-the-money musical gifts like records from the artist’s chilhood

or posters from concerts that meant a lot to them.

over the last 30 years Nardwaur has interviewed the likes of

Nirvana, Jay-Z, Snoop Dogg, Odd Future, Henry Rollins,

and so many punk, pop, and hip hop artists,

on video,

that after a while it becomes less about the artist and more about their reactions to his gifts.

because i know you pray, when you do, please include Nardwaur in your blessings.

Doot Doola Doot Doo Doot Doo!

i know im gonna win the lottery, the question is always how many

zuliekaand then of course the question is, how many ways will i blow the cash.

right away i’ll by my mom a house and a snowmobile. but then what?

today i realized i would be zulieka’s publisher.

i read her post today and it was a delight, as always, and she wrote about how she was too poor to really afford a dress and her extra-curricular activities were often few and far between

but she wrote it in such a way that screamed The Bronte Sisters and i was all, my kingdom for a printing press.

maybe i should just be her agent. maybe i should just rob banks. maybe i should just move to oregon and grow the weed in the wilds of umpqua and sell the weed but keep the hemp and with the hemp make the books.

i am always amazed when people are able to make magic and do it in a way that appears effortless.

maybe because so much of what i do requires so much effort.

HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO IGNORE PUNCTUATION AND PROPER GRAMMAR?

i email zulieka but it bounces back.

i text message her but i get an exclamation mark with a circle around it.

i facebook message her but nothing.

who are these people who dont live and die by the content going in and out of their phones? what planet do they live on? how can i be so carefree? the remote control of my 3rd tv in my 1BD apartment is lost and i panick and buy a brand new one off ebay. imagine if busblog at gmail didnt work?

but zulieka just keeps on keeping on not at all knowing that someone wants to fund a series of books with her name on the spine. and judging from the tone on many of her pages: doesnt care.

got a massage this morning as my car was being washed

ozzz visiting john lennon

it was one of those chair massagers. this one cost $1 for 1 minute or $5 for 15 minutes.

this car wash on La Cienega always takes about 15-20 minutes to wash and dry your car so i splurged.

i dont know if it’s the gloves im wearing or the fact that im driving less

or the fact im not taking these pills any more the xbi slipped under my door

but my back and my hands and my arms all feel so much better.

but every now and then my lower back will want to break and i literally fall to my knees.

so ive been walking a little more and doing these back stretches and today i got a $5 massage

while staring at some terrible amateur paintings of a lady sitting on a chair.

this is the glamour life of a social media superstar who drives a benz for uber on the side

and flies the skies at night in a black helicopter for the xbi.

yesterday jeanine made the most amazing pork roast.

it was day four of me not being able to find my cable remote.

so i ordered a replacement off ebay.

#yolo