she writes me all the time, says shes sorry, but she lies

annahas always lied, will always lie, thats why when she texts me my phone shows a tiny picture of her on one of our road trips with the name lier on it cuz she could never spell.

am i tempted to write her back? of course. prick me dont i bleed?

but im a million. ive gone through this before. and every time i say oh its cool its never cool. have i no memory? have i no rewind button in my head. my rewind button is used so much you cant even see the markings any more on the key.

we had some great times together. some of the best in my whole live long life. times i know will never be matched with any one ever again. but we had some bad times that also, will never be matched.

and by not returning her texts and letters and gifts im making sure they never repeat.

fool me a billion times, shame on you. fool me a billion and one…

theres ways she could get me back in her graces though. i wonder if she knows them. i dont get naked with dumb girls so she probably knows. just stubborn. or still slightly sick.

but heres the problem. forgiveness. every sunday i read the good book and every sunday God gets pissed, rightfully, but now im in the new testament and theres Jesus, the embodiment of forgiveness. all the sins he paid for. all. like the band: all. like the one second song: all. like how much it hurt me: all.

but the good book doesnt really tell us about the time someone did something horribly mean to moses or david or peter or paul or jesus and then was like omg my bad, MY BAD! and jesus was all, are you sure, and they were like ARE YOU KIDDING YES AHHHHHHHHHH

and its not like i live my entire life by the holy text but why should i believe her this time when all of the other times when i did it only got worse. she only became more evil. she only got more selfish and heartless and stupid?

my momma didnt carry me around in her belly so i could grow up and get crapped on by a crappy crap who had no reason to ever do anything to me but love me. which i guess isnt anything Jesus could ever say, but someone in that book coulda and it woulda been my favorite line in there. instead i gotta just not even open the perfumed christmas cards any more bc i know its just bs anyways so who cares.

the year the cubs won the world series


my favorite team, the chicago cubs, will probably win the world series this year

it’s been over 100 years since they last won it but this year looks to be it.

last year we won something like 97 games,

then beat the mighty pirates in the one game playoff

then beat the cardinals, who had won 100 games, in the playoffs

but then lost to the mets, who were on fire, in the nlcs.

but it was cool, half of our best guys (seen above dressed as princesses) were rookies.

our third basemen won the rookie of the year,

our pitching ace won the cy young

our manager won manager of the year

we have the best GM, the genius, theo epstein

who in the last few weeks got us the best free agent outfielder

aka the cardinals best player, jason heyward

jason heyward

he got us the cardinals best pitcher (if ERA is all that matters), john lackey


and then he got us the heart of the world champion KC Royals, ben zobrist

Ben Zobrist

and just for you, and you, he picked up the Yankees best swingman

adam warren

adam somebody or another.

for cub fans, Christmas came early.

since this is a historic year where it all seems like destiny is about to reach the chicago cubs

long cursed and shunned to mediocrity

but now that the light appears to be shining right on this great team

i will blog about them once a day during the season

and far more than you will probably appreciate during this off season

hope you understand