i wonder why disney is doing this

star wars is gonna make so much money.

hateful 8 is trying its best not to make so much money.

sometimes i wonder about the evil men do.

how some think they have to be these super aggro winner take all alpha dogs

and i know a few women who prefer that sort of king of the jungle hoo haw

if anything this makes disney look terrible

and its the only knick on star wars’ incredible launch.

if i was disney i would not only let the hateful 8 play at the cineramadome

but i would say it was a terrible misunderstanding

and buy all the seats one night and give them to the troops or some shit.

which is why people are knocking down my door to make me their ceo.