the xbi asked me what i wanted for christmas

marilyn and michael

i said a warhol of marilyn and one of michael

they said, thats impossible.

i said, do you know how little is impossible

we used to think flying to the moon was impossible

do you even know how wifi works?

sometimes beautiful women will follow you into your room

and pull your hands to their breasts and make out with you.

you.

nothing is impossible.

there was an annoyingly long silence

and finally i just said

framed

and clicked the end button on the dashboard.