when i was in college, i totally wanted lots of girlfriends
when i got out of college, i totally wanted a company car.
when i got a company car, i wanted a new company car.
when i got a new company car, i wanted my own business.
when i got my own business, i wanted an employee to do the things i didnt wanna do.
when i got an employee, i got bored and moved away.
when i moved away i started getting more money than ever before.
when i got more money than ever before, i bought the most ridiculous things, sometimes i wouldnt even open the boxes that they came in for weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks.
now i dont know what i want any more.
im not sure i even want a bikini girl to pour me a beer in a boot and serve it to me while i waterski barefooted.
actually i am sure.
i just want a cold beer, served out of a plastic cup, in the bleachers of wrigley field.
bikini girl optional.