1. Monday, January 11, 2016

    my best friend will never be lou reed 

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    and i’ll never produce “Walk on the Wild Side” for him

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    i’ll never be the coolest dude in a photo when the other two are from the Stones and the Who

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    i’ll never always have the perfect expression on my face

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    my second wife will not be a super hot somalian super model who stays out of the news

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    i’ll never wear clothes that makes my eye patch seem like the obvious perfect accessory

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    i’ll never write “Fame” with John Lennon

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    i’ll never write “Under Pressure” with Freddie Mercury

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    i’ll never look menacingly ice cold in my mug shot with one blue eye and one brown eye

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    when i take my baby out on a stroll i’ll never look ridiculously amazing

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    but i do hope to shake hands with iggy pop in red square one day

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    so thank you david bowie for the inspiration!