sometimes you might feel like climbing the shit house

and sometimes you might feel like walking on top of said houses

and sometimes you might feel like

you know what,

i really should just totally jump

no matter what they say about white men and jumping.

and at that point you should probably ask yourself

have i ever jumped off a shit house before?

this is a lesson i want to put on a tshirt

have i ever jumped off a shit house before?

but something tells me if there was a tshirt that said that

this dude woulda had it

and woulda worn it when he jumped.