ive been wearing a Cubs hat since i was a lad.
when i was in high school id walk down the hall and people would pass me by and say
oh god the cubs suck
cubs lost yesterday
in college i would wear it and people would say omg are you from chicago? and id say the burbs – represent! and we’d talk about the cubs or chicago or where they were from or whathaveyou.
but nowadays i wear my hat and dudes mostly say your team is great or your team is doing great or things of that nature.
today i was at a Panerra Bread and i saw a dude with a black Cubs hat with a white C on it and i said, nice hat.
he didnt notice my blue Cubs hat (Post Season edition) and said, are you from Chicago?
i spun my hat around and he was all ooooooh hi!!!
he told me that most people make fun of him i said, i dont know anything about that.
the good news about the Cubs getting ready to win the world series is this year im ready for it. i have all the hats i need. now i need one that says world champs. or greatest team of the 21st century. or f you white sox on the side.
or this ones for you, harry
it will be a very special day. i’ll probably cry and propose marriage to the first girl i see. we’ll probably make out right there in the street.
there will be humping. who knows. consummation. fluids of all sorts.
a child will be conceived. one that will be called
or pion for short.
and she will rule us all.