1. Saturday, February 20, 2016

    today the cubs began the year they will win the world series 

    cubs it’s a magic trick done right in front of everyones faces

    it’s a bank robbery where the crooks say, we’re gonna rob the wells fargo on this street on this date at this time

    and not only will we take all the money but we’re gonna bake a cake in the employees break room.

    here are the gentlemen who will pull the heist of a lifetime

    Pitchers

    79 Andury Acevedo
    49 Jake Arrieta
    32 Dallas Beeler
    50 Rex Brothers
    53 Trevor Cahill
    36 Aaron Crow
    6 Carl Edwards Jr.
    57 Stephen Fife
    48 Brandon Gomes
    52 Justin Grimm
    39 Jason Hammel
    28 Kyle Hendricks
    80 Pierce Johnson
    45 Eric Jokisch
    41 John Lackey
    51 Jack Leathersich
    34 Jon Lester
    63 Jean Machi
    62 Edgar Olmos
    40 Spencer Patton
    83 Felix Pena
    38 Jon Pettibone
    54 Neil Ramirez
    33 Clayton Richard
    60 C.J. Riefenhauser
    81 Armando Rivero
    56 Hector Rondon
    59 Zac Rosscup
    55 Drew Rucinski
    46 Pedro Strop
    71 Duane Underwood
    43 Adam Warren
    87 Ryan Williams
    37 Travis Wood

    Catchers

    76 Willson Contreras
    82 Taylor Davis
    15 Tim Federowicz
    47 Miguel Montero
    3 David Ross
    12 Kyle Schwarber

    Infield

    7 Arismendy Alcantara
    9 Javier Baez
    17 Kris Bryant
    75 Jeimer Candelario
    29 Jesus Guzman
    66 Munenori Kawasaki
    2 Tommy La Stella
    19 Kristopher Negron
    44 Anthony Rizzo
    27 Addison Russell
    61 Christian Villanueva
    74 Dan Vogelbach
    18 Ben Zobrist

    Outfield

    78 Albert Almora
    72 John Andreoli
    8 Chris Coghlan
    22 Jason Heyward
    21 Matt Murton
    5 Juan Carlos Perez
    68 Jorge Soler
    20 Matt Szczur