today the cubs began the year they will win the world series

cubs it’s a magic trick done right in front of everyones faces

it’s a bank robbery where the crooks say, we’re gonna rob the wells fargo on this street on this date at this time

and not only will we take all the money but we’re gonna bake a cake in the employees break room.

here are the gentlemen who will pull the heist of a lifetime

Pitchers

79 Andury Acevedo
49 Jake Arrieta
32 Dallas Beeler
50 Rex Brothers
53 Trevor Cahill
36 Aaron Crow
6 Carl Edwards Jr.
57 Stephen Fife
48 Brandon Gomes
52 Justin Grimm
39 Jason Hammel
28 Kyle Hendricks
80 Pierce Johnson
45 Eric Jokisch
41 John Lackey
51 Jack Leathersich
34 Jon Lester
63 Jean Machi
62 Edgar Olmos
40 Spencer Patton
83 Felix Pena
38 Jon Pettibone
54 Neil Ramirez
33 Clayton Richard
60 C.J. Riefenhauser
81 Armando Rivero
56 Hector Rondon
59 Zac Rosscup
55 Drew Rucinski
46 Pedro Strop
71 Duane Underwood
43 Adam Warren
87 Ryan Williams
37 Travis Wood

Catchers

76 Willson Contreras
82 Taylor Davis
15 Tim Federowicz
47 Miguel Montero
3 David Ross
12 Kyle Schwarber

Infield

7 Arismendy Alcantara
9 Javier Baez
17 Kris Bryant
75 Jeimer Candelario
29 Jesus Guzman
66 Munenori Kawasaki
2 Tommy La Stella
19 Kristopher Negron
44 Anthony Rizzo
27 Addison Russell
61 Christian Villanueva
74 Dan Vogelbach
18 Ben Zobrist

Outfield

78 Albert Almora
72 John Andreoli
8 Chris Coghlan
22 Jason Heyward
21 Matt Murton
5 Juan Carlos Perez
68 Jorge Soler
20 Matt Szczur