then i thought i would marry an asian girl
then a white girl
then a latina
now i think i’ll marry whoever is the nicest to me.
over the last two days ive been driving as much uber as i possibly can because they have this cash bonus if you do 75 trips.
little do they tell you its impossible to do 75 trips if everyone else in LA is trying to get 75 trips
so in a twisted way its genius of uber because we’re running around like crazy
giving people $4 rides in our mercedeses
on one hand it makes you feel like quitting the whole thing at the end of the week
and on the other hand you meet all these super cool people who you wouldnta normally met because
you wouldnta been out at 11pm looking for annnnnnyone to ping you.
got this smelly chef tonight.
then got this korean kid who said korea is cool if youre a party animal but not if youre chill
then got these two beautiful saudi ladies with incredible clothes.
then got a lady with leather pants who quietly farted and it smelled like burning hair.
then got this dude who was super cool, and then a lady who wanted to talk about Bowie
but the best was a young record producer with crazy hair
it was my longest trip and he told me to relax
that rock n roll is coming back
via skye ferra
and i was all, toss some guitar solos in there
please and thank you.