and they’ll wave you in.
and they’ll look at you and then walk into their house
all three of them
and you’ll sit there for a few minutes listening to tom petty
and you’ll think to yourself, what?
you were right here.
i was right here.
i AM right here.
and you guys went the total opposite way.
so after another minute i texted them
i said, hi this is uber, im only required to wait five minutes
and we are four minutes in…
and boom they pop out
and we get going and grandma is sitting next to me and the nine year old is in the back and mom is next to him and young aunt is there. and they say they need another car for the rest of the family
then they tell me this is their first time in america
and theyre going to disneyland tomorrow and then joshua tree
and i think to myself, you are such a terrible person. why cant you be patient? why do you always have to be this way? why cant you just chill you chill in traffic you chill under fire you chill under the most stressful situations
why cant you just sit in the driveway of life and listen to tom petty
and wait your damn turn