1. Tuesday, May 24, 2016

    i had this theory that pretty girls can wear anything 

    belindathat “fashion” is baloney

    i wanted to prove that theory by creating a potato sack dress

    that was lined with something non itchy but basically it was a burlap sack that you put a belt around

    or not, who cares

    and you put it on a model of some sort and voila

    hotness

    and then i saw this picture of marilyn monroe from way back like a million years ago and i thought

    damn tony, you are the least original person in the whole wide world how do you even live?

    and then i went on with life because calling myself stupid is just a typical part of my day.

    but then yesterday i was reading a terrific article about the go-gos and how they were terrible at first, but cute, so they kept going, and then they got a drummer and a guitarist who were actually good so they kept going and then they got a record deal because thats what happened back in the day,

    and then they got a song and a beat and the guy who produced Blondie wanted to produce them and so he did and then he recorded them and they said omg this is terrible and he said but i actually know what the hell im doing dont you remember how deep down youre actually not great at music and they were all oh yeah ok whatever who cares more drugs please

    and in the article i saw this picture of Belinda their singer in this garbage bag dress  

    and i thought wow this is even better than the potato sack and you dont even need any lining plus who the hell wants to wear a potato sack anyways

    and i never thought of a beret.

    god im dumb.