1. Thursday, May 19, 2016

    oklahoma just passed a law making abortions illegal 

    oklahomawhen i was a kid,

    hell, even when i was in college,

    i had this bizarre belief that adults knew what they were doing.

    that they wouldnt intentionally waste time and money on things that were nonsensical.

    that they wouldn’t, as i was warned as a kid, not to jump off a cliff

    just because everyone else was doing it.

    i know a lot of people get all super dooper crazy when a woman gets preggo

    they want to put their hands all over her eggo.

    she’ll go, yo, leggo my eggo

    i wanna do with my eggo whatever i wanna do with my eggo

    since, firstly it’s mine

    and secondly, i live in america

    and in america theres this thing called the fuck you i can do this amendment

    just like how you have the fuck you i can carry a gun amendment.

    but these adults in politics actually DONT MIND AT ALL wasting time and money on things

    they obsess over putting their hands and faces and lips and tongues and feet all over preggo ladies’ eggos

    even though once that eggo turns into a kiddo they’re all la la la who dis new phone

    they dont wanna do the right thing to have public schools be kick ass

    they dont wanna do the right thing to make sure the kiddo can get free health care

    they dont wanna do the right thing to make sure the food it eats or water it drinks are safe from corporations polluting the air and seas

    they dont wanna make sure that the Earth stops heating up so the kiddo can, you know, live

    and for sure they dont wanna keep the kiddo safe in schools after all the school shootings that go on.

    because constitution.

    but they forget that abortion is constitution too. actually they dont forget, they lalalala around that too.

    because fuck you.

    pretty much thats what oklahoma, a beautiful state filled with beautiful people just said to women

    they said fuck you and you and you and you and you and you and you

    and especially you tax payers because this tantrum is gonna cost you all the money

    money that could go to schools, clean air, clean water, school lunches, health care, playgrounds, drug rehab

    and nice things for children who were actually planned to be part of this beautiful slam dance we are all in.

    so thanks oklahoma, for reminding us how important voting is

    and how important voting all of you out really is.