she said my whole life has been a lie. will you marry me?

tightrope wedding

i said do you renounce your past?

she said yes YES!

i said do you take back all the horrible things youve said about me?

she said oh god yes!

i said will you go back in time with me?

she said ummmm sure!

i said will you go back in time with me and get hitched in Europe?

she said, fuck yeah

i said will you get married on a tightrope with me in the past when everything was black and white?

she said this is exactly why i want you.

i said, wait till you see where we go for the honeymoon