xbi gave me a pair of tickets to see Boston tonight

boston 1978but then there were all these strings attached as to whom i could bring

theyre trying to set me up with someone in the agency who is nice

and smart, and easy on the eyes

if you like that sorta thing

but shes super bossy and judgemental and plays things waaaaay too safe if you ask me.

she keeps asking me why i dont have a house

and why my apartment is better furnished

i told her that some things deserve attention and other things dont.

i told her that im laser focused right now.

when i get home i make sure the cats have steak in their bowls

and theres plenty of gingerale in the gingerale fountain.

then i look at the kitty litter to make sure their poops are blue and green

then i look in the fridge and make sure theres plenty of liver and bacon and apple cider.

whats the difference between apple cider and apple juice she asked me once.

and i said there are some things that deserve attention and other things dont.

then i told her i turn on my bedroom tvs and fire up my xbox and ps4

and she asked why do you need both game systems.

i told her, are there only blondes and brunettes running around? she said what?

i said there are more than just those two systems, you know.

and i said then i switch on the ceiling fan and open the window and guess what, im about 80 percent satisfied with life right there.

she said what about love?

i said, are you the pokemon of love that i better catch or someone else will get it and live forever and ever in utter happiness

and she couldnt say yes so i said, then you probably should either grab a joy stick

or order us some soul food because this is the part of my day where i take off my pants.

and thats how i lost my tickets to Boston tonight

drove a 16 year old girl from westwood to torrance in rush hour yesterday

sunset silver lakeit took an hour and we talked the whole way

she has been to coachella the last two years. vip both times.

she wants to go to college on the east coast.

she doesnt like Taylor Swift, at all.

she loves Selena Gomez but wasnt aware that her latest movie is on Netflix

says she looks at Snapchat maybe 40 times a day

says that when she looks at it and doesnt see anything new from her friends, she’ll look at Cosmo’s story or something else

follows the kardashians on snapchat and ariana grande

goes to private school in west LA and her parents either drive her or she takes lyft

when she goes to coachella she doesnt camp, she chips in with her friends to rent a house

loved Flostradamus

did not see AC/DC or Guns n Roses because: not interested

wants to try the Kylie Jenner lip kit but hasnt gotten around to it

loves Obama and will miss him.

doesnt shop at nearby Del Amo Mall, instead prefers The Grove.

fascinating convo the whole way.