a: no. his whole damn speech was about Freedom and looking good in the eyes of your daughter who wont kiss you
and they applauded like monkeys
until they realized the whole thing was a sneaky little set up.
for him to say, we all just agreed that freedom was kewl
now im free to take a shit in your punch bowl.
god bless me and god bless america.
before he was Lyin Ted
he was Douchebag Ted
which is the Ted he’s always been
and only a great negotiator like trump
would invite him to his super sweet 16 without
50 years from now when theyre teaching kids about the election of the first female president
i hope they leave out the part where the GOP couldnt stop shooting themselves.