when i was a kid i had the biggest dreams

amberi wanted to manage the cubs

i wanted like 27 kids

and i wanted to give half of my salary to charity.

when i was in college i gave up on the cubs

i only wanted six kids

and i wanted to be a college professor one day.

when i moved back to LA the second time

my dreams were way simpler:

i wanted hot babes to love me

and i wanted to see as many great rock shows as i could.

today my dreams are even simpler

i want to fix the world

and give 3/4 of my salary to charity.

tonight i saw donald trump make a fool out of himself on tv because his money grubbing hasnt satisfied him so now he wants to aquire as much power as he can get

and i watched on twitter as kim kardashian stood by her man via snapchat.

we all have dreams.

some are bigger than others.

the first thing i want to fix is the block that i have preventing me from writing about my big plan.

but everything comes to you in due time.

will you be ready for it is the real question.