1. Tuesday, August 23, 2016

    when Pablo Picasso was 15 he painted a self portrait 

    pablo picasso

    and they were all, damn Pablo Picasso that’s some badass shit
    and he said si because he is Spanish.

    when Pablo was 25 he painted another self portrait that was much different than what everyone else was doing at the time.

    and they were all dammmmmn Pablo, are you ok? where is your control, your contours, your shading your technique?

    and he said, i am in full control, my countours are exactly where they should be, my shading is better than ever

    and my technique will be copied more than anything else ive ever done before.

    and they sent a doctor over

    and pablo picasso said i will shove a paint brush in a place you wont enjoy unless you leave here immediately

    but he said it in French because is sounded so much prettier in that tongue.

    when Pablo was 95 he painted a new self portrait.

    and they said, heres all the money in the world, that is the craziest

    coolest, weirdest, wildest, most amazing portrait

    of Vincent Van Gogh we have ever seen.

    and he died

    with a smile on his face.

    be weird.

    stay weird.

    die weird.