she texted me the most forward, clear, what some would consider disgusting, invitation
i knew the moves.
the moves are simple.
drunks do it.
but theres two ways to get me to dance with you.
give me an hour heads up and text me what youre gonna be wearing.
or lie to me and say we’ll go for one drink and after we can pee in the alley
nowadays i dont have a lot of pee left in me.
so that outfit better really fit.