1. Friday, September 2, 2016

    cubs magic number is 13 

    starlin castro

    sometimes you have to trade your sweet sweet starlin

    sometimes you have to get rid of your extra fuel

    sometimes you have to drive through the tough tough traffic of labor day friday

    to make that money

    because youre saving up that money

    because your true love, da cubs, are gonna be in the damn world series in six weeks

    and those old styles arent gonna just flow from the sky.

    i had a fun day today. everyone was going to the airport.

    i tried to drive far away from the airport so my fares would be high

    but as soon as i turned on my thing, my thing rang and guess where they were going

    at some point the traffic was so bad that we were literally going backwards

    not on the freeway

    but in time.

    i could see myself get younger in the rear view.

    my hair was growing back.

    my voice got higher.

    my six pack abs were all whaddup g

    and i was like,

    i gotta get outta this traffic.