1. Saturday, October 15, 2016

    Wow, who knew Bill Plashke was such a sad sad little fat man 

    cubs wrigleywith such little knowledge of baseball?

    One of the many ugly things he claims in his pouty whine in this morning’s paper is the Cubs intentionally lost games so they could draft Kris Bryant – never once giving credit to the Cubs for picking the sole star to emerge so far from that draft and the Cubs didn’t even have the top pick.

    He amazingly includes hating on the Cubs for the rainstorm on the East Coast that rained out a Dodger game.

    And claims the Cubs have “fancy new bleachers”. As someone who has actually sat in those bleachers recently I can tell you that they’re just as “fancy” as those at Chavez Ravine.

    They are backless benches. Fancy in the way tap water and vanilla ice cream is fancy.

    Or salt.

    Or bitterness from unloved and untalented writer as his home team is about to face its doom.

    There were many stories an actual columnist could have written as a table setter to this league championship series but Bill Plaschke chose to dip his pen into the inkwell of jealousy and unexpected bile all while shaking his fist at the storylines and metaphors that The Media has echoed over the years – not the fans – about goat curses and lovable losers.

    And no one has played that piano as much or as beautifully as Vin Scully, but for some reason Plaschke just happened to overlook that fact. As if he hadn’t heard it hundreds of times from the lips of the retiring and beloved narrator.

    Scully, who is clearly who Plaschke is subtweeting in this piece, gutlessly, foolishly, sloppily. Without the poetry, nor the precision, nor heart to just come out and say it.

    It must be so cold there in that shadow.