Jon Stewart should get to do it next
and at first i thought they were paying me right but when i got home i saw that they werent.
i wrote them and they just lied and lied and lied.
so today i showed them that they were wrong and i told them that if they didnt fix it i was going to write to my local newspaper.
but in reality if they are wrong i am going to write to the Massachusetts lawyer who successfully sued them in a class action suit.
this would also be a class action suit because im sure it affects every driver who picks up passengers at USC after 7pm.
i used to say that if i had to do it all over again i would be a guitar player because everyone loves guitarist. but thats not entirely true.
now i say if i had to do it all over again i would be a lawyer
not because everyone loves lawyers but because everyone at least respects lawyers and are forced to pay attention to them if they send you a letter.
it sucks that life is like that but whatever, it is what it is, as they say.
tomorrow i am going to MC a book reading.
my life is over.