well, i guess that would make sense.
GREATEST FUCKING BASEBALL GAME I EVER SAW
AND FOR SURE THE GREATEST WORLD SERIES GAME SEVEN OF ALL TIMES
and best of all i got to watch it with my dear momma
who kicked the carpet and swore and stomped around the house
and screamed louder and got madder than i ever saw her get
and trust me i used to get her plenty pissed off.
finally she just had to go to the kitchen and play solitare cuz she couldnt handle it.
WHO COULD HANDLE IT
i messed up and got ready to drive to Chicago.
and i threw on my Zambrano jersey and World Series cap
but that only brought bad very very bad luck.
so i had to take all of that off again and put on my pajamas
AND THEN THEY WENT INTO EXTRA INNINGS
and holy shit was that dangerous
and then we won
and i yelled at my mom in the other room MOM WE WON WE WON
AND SHE CAME RUNNING IN WHAT
AND SHE SAW IT ON TV ALL THE PLAYERS HUGGING AND ME SCREAMING
AND OUTSIDE FIREWORKS GOING OFF
HERE IN THE SLEEPY SUBURBS AT MIDNIGHT ON A SCHOOL NIGHT
DRIZZLE OUT SIDE FIREWORKS
M80s and ROCKETS
I RAN OUTSIDE WITH MY FLAG MY MOM VIDEOED ME AND I POURED ONE OUT FOR ALL THE BROTHERS AND SISSTTERS WHO CAME AND WENT
108 YEARS WORTH
AND I POURED OUT AN ENTIRE OLD STYLE TALL BOY JUST AS I PROMISED
JUST AS WAS WRITTEN
FOR HARRY AND JACK BRICK HOUSE AND MY RELATIVES AND THE FIRST TONY PIERCE
AND MY MOMS DAD AND ERNIE BANKS AND PRINCE AND
MY PHONE WAS BLOWING UP ALL NIGHT AND MY BRO CALLED AND IT WAS MONICAS BIRTHDAY SUDDENLY AND LINDA WAS PROPOSING AND I WAS PROPOSING TO ZULIEKA AND LEAH WAS WATCHING IT ON FACE TIME
IT WAS THE CRAZIEST NIGHT OF SPORT OF ALL TIMES AND I NEED TO WATCH THAT GAME AGAIN IN ITS ENTIRETY BECAUSE I DO NOT AT ALL BELIEVE WHAT SAW
and now im exhausted.
oh god THANK YOU JESUS!