if i wake up tomorrow and this was all a dream

bill murray

well, i guess that would make sense.

who

what

 

HOW

 

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GREATEST FUCKING BASEBALL GAME I EVER SAW

 

AND FOR SURE THE GREATEST WORLD SERIES GAME SEVEN OF ALL TIMES

 

and best of all i got to watch it with my dear momma

who kicked the carpet and swore and stomped around the house

and screamed louder and got madder than i ever saw her get

and trust me i used to get her plenty pissed off.

finally she just had to go to the kitchen and play solitare cuz she couldnt handle it.

WHO COULD HANDLE IT

i messed up and got ready to drive to Chicago.

and i threw on my Zambrano jersey and World Series cap

but that only brought bad very very bad luck.

so i had to take all of that off again and put on my pajamas

AND THEN THEY WENT INTO EXTRA INNINGS

and holy shit was that dangerous

and then we won

and i yelled at my mom in the other room MOM WE WON WE WON

AND SHE CAME RUNNING IN WHAT

WAAAAHHHHTTTT?

AND SHE SAW IT ON TV ALL THE PLAYERS HUGGING AND ME SCREAMING

AND OUTSIDE FIREWORKS GOING OFF

HERE IN THE SLEEPY SUBURBS AT MIDNIGHT ON A SCHOOL NIGHT

DRIZZLE OUT SIDE FIREWORKS

M80s and ROCKETS

THE MIDWEST!

I RAN OUTSIDE WITH MY FLAG MY MOM VIDEOED ME AND I POURED ONE OUT FOR ALL THE BROTHERS AND SISSTTERS WHO CAME AND WENT

108 YEARS WORTH

AND I POURED OUT AN ENTIRE OLD STYLE TALL BOY JUST AS I PROMISED

JUST AS WAS WRITTEN

FOR HARRY AND JACK BRICK HOUSE AND MY RELATIVES AND THE FIRST TONY PIERCE

AND MY MOMS DAD AND ERNIE BANKS AND PRINCE AND

MY PHONE WAS BLOWING UP ALL NIGHT AND MY BRO CALLED AND IT WAS MONICAS BIRTHDAY SUDDENLY AND LINDA WAS PROPOSING AND I WAS PROPOSING TO ZULIEKA AND LEAH WAS WATCHING IT ON FACE TIME

 

IT WAS THE CRAZIEST NIGHT OF SPORT OF ALL TIMES AND I NEED TO WATCH THAT GAME AGAIN IN ITS ENTIRETY BECAUSE I DO NOT AT ALL BELIEVE WHAT  SAW

and now im exhausted.

oh god THANK YOU JESUS!