1. Thursday, November 3, 2016

    if i wake up tomorrow and this was all a dream 

    bill murray

    well, i guess that would make sense.

    who

    what

     

    HOW

     

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    GREATEST FUCKING BASEBALL GAME I EVER SAW

     

    AND FOR SURE THE GREATEST WORLD SERIES GAME SEVEN OF ALL TIMES

     

    and best of all i got to watch it with my dear momma

    who kicked the carpet and swore and stomped around the house

    and screamed louder and got madder than i ever saw her get

    and trust me i used to get her plenty pissed off.

    finally she just had to go to the kitchen and play solitare cuz she couldnt handle it.

    WHO COULD HANDLE IT

    i messed up and got ready to drive to Chicago.

    and i threw on my Zambrano jersey and World Series cap

    but that only brought bad very very bad luck.

    so i had to take all of that off again and put on my pajamas

    AND THEN THEY WENT INTO EXTRA INNINGS

    and holy shit was that dangerous

    and then we won

    and i yelled at my mom in the other room MOM WE WON WE WON

    AND SHE CAME RUNNING IN WHAT

    WAAAAHHHHTTTT?

    AND SHE SAW IT ON TV ALL THE PLAYERS HUGGING AND ME SCREAMING

    AND OUTSIDE FIREWORKS GOING OFF

    HERE IN THE SLEEPY SUBURBS AT MIDNIGHT ON A SCHOOL NIGHT

    DRIZZLE OUT SIDE FIREWORKS

    M80s and ROCKETS

    THE MIDWEST!

    I RAN OUTSIDE WITH MY FLAG MY MOM VIDEOED ME AND I POURED ONE OUT FOR ALL THE BROTHERS AND SISSTTERS WHO CAME AND WENT

    108 YEARS WORTH

    AND I POURED OUT AN ENTIRE OLD STYLE TALL BOY JUST AS I PROMISED

    JUST AS WAS WRITTEN

    FOR HARRY AND JACK BRICK HOUSE AND MY RELATIVES AND THE FIRST TONY PIERCE

    AND MY MOMS DAD AND ERNIE BANKS AND PRINCE AND

    MY PHONE WAS BLOWING UP ALL NIGHT AND MY BRO CALLED AND IT WAS MONICAS BIRTHDAY SUDDENLY AND LINDA WAS PROPOSING AND I WAS PROPOSING TO ZULIEKA AND LEAH WAS WATCHING IT ON FACE TIME

     

    IT WAS THE CRAZIEST NIGHT OF SPORT OF ALL TIMES AND I NEED TO WATCH THAT GAME AGAIN IN ITS ENTIRETY BECAUSE I DO NOT AT ALL BELIEVE WHAT  SAW

    and now im exhausted.

    oh god THANK YOU JESUS!