did i visit all the lands i should see?
did i kiss all the girls i ever wanted?
did i eat all the tacos i shoulda?
have i read all the worthy online comments?
have i pet my cats enough?
have i done enough crossfit?
it’s a little weird that the Cubs won the world series right before it all ends.
it’s a little strange that i have
wait, i haven’t.
it’s sorta too bad we’re all gonna die.
but when we die we go to heaven.
and there are no electoral colleges up there.
which is nice.