1. Tuesday, December 13, 2016

    since we’re gonna die i was laying in my bed wondering if ive done it all 

    did i visit all the lands i should see?

    did i kiss all the girls i ever wanted?

    did i eat all the tacos i shoulda?

    have i read all the worthy online comments?

    have i pet my cats enough?

    have i done enough crossfit?

    it’s a little weird that the Cubs won the world series right before it all ends.

    it’s a little strange that i have

    wait, i haven’t.

    oh shit.

    well,

    um

    fuck.

    it’s sorta too bad we’re all gonna die.

    but when we die we go to heaven.

    and there are no electoral colleges up there.

    which is nice.