for here is what happens when you die:
if you werent a total jerk to people
you get to fly
you have the most incredible body ever
but people know you because of your heart.
like the shade of color it is
how strong it pumps
what some of your interesting veins look like
if it knows any jokes
what sort of beer it brews
how much it really cares about the less fortunate
and of course, if it believes a woman has the right to decide what happens with her body.
you’re really good at skateboarding in heaven
and skiing and surfing
and the water is always warm
and your soda never loses its carbonation.
to eat, they make you star in musicals, but you kick ass at singing and dancing
and you remember all of your lines always.
afterwards you have to kiss your way out to the alley
where theres a limo waiting
made of pizza