1. Wednesday, January 4, 2017

    are we going to die? yes. is it ok? yes. 

    for here is what happens when you die:

    if you werent a total jerk to people

    you get to fly

    theres pie

    you have the most incredible body ever

    but people know you because of your heart.

    like the shade of color it is

    how strong it pumps

    what some of your interesting veins look like

    if it knows any jokes

    what sort of beer it brews

    how much it really cares about the less fortunate

    and of course, if it believes a woman has the right to decide what happens with her body.

    you’re really good at skateboarding in heaven

    and skiing and surfing

    and the water is always warm

    and your soda never loses its carbonation.


    to eat, they make you star in musicals, but you kick ass at singing and dancing

    and you remember all of your lines always.

    afterwards you have to kiss your way out to the alley

    where theres a limo waiting

    made of pizza