1. Thursday, January 26, 2017

    goat head 

    every day we wake up and

    that fool

    hasn’t blown this whole galaxy up in flames

    is a blessed day.

    had a terrible toothache yesterday.

    it had been lingering for the last few days.

    still i can feel it but its better.

    had to go to the dentist yesterday after lunch.

    cute babe in the waiting room was flipping through a marijuana magazine.

    i was all, they subscribe to this here now?

    she said it’s mine and winked.

    i asked whats your favorite strain

    she goes, oh i don’t smoke, i just like to read about it and look at the pictures.

    in LA you never know if theres a hidden camera somewhere, especially in waiting rooms.

    so i picked up the sports illustrated.

    she asked, do you have a favorite strain?

    i said the Princess Sleia, unless im trying to go to sleep and then its the Bitch McConnell.

    got in the dentist chair, dentist poked around a little, his assistant got the machine that pumps out

    ozone (!)

    they ozoned my tooth, prodded, scraped, x rayed, and visualized it

    they gave me a nice pokin stick, some oil, and a plastic syringe to shoot salt water at it.

    and sent me on my way.

    total charge $13 because insurance doesnt pay for ozone for some reason.