1. Monday, January 30, 2017

    RIP boiling the water 

    i have pretty girls saying they want me. then they cancel on me.

    its like, just dont. im just a man.

    then on Bumble, you think you have someone who is halfway normal: cool job, some decent chats back and forth

    and then the red flags come up.

    she says hey im gonna quit this app, heres my number, call or text.

    i go, great, heres mine too.

    then a few days later she goes hey my text is funky, heres my WhatsApp

    and i think to myself, communication in my life is key. KEY.

    no matter how smoking hot this girl is, no matter how great her job is, i cant text her to tell her i scored great tickets to somewhere or im running late or hey look at this fur bikini, what size are you again?

    instead i either have to WhatsApp her or wait for her text to become unfunky?

    i know maybe 2 million people. 3.5 million if i count trump supporters. you know how many of them have problems with their texting capabilities?

    0.0

    so suddenly i have to allow the one with funky texting issues into my squared circle?

    forget it.

    donald trump wont even let people who have been extreme vetted into the country and ive gotta let some gorgeous long haired asian beauty queen who lives like 15 minutes away into my heart and home

    and she can’t even with her phone?

    what has happened to this country?

    is everything fraud on top of fraud?

    what happened to, “yo, lets do this.”

    “great, what time.”

    “only time is now.”

    “you got that right bb”

    “be there asap.”

    “whens that”

    “10 minutes.”

    “perfect, i’ll boil the water.”

    “say what?”

    “oh you’ll see.”

    and then you fucking do see.