1. Sunday, February 5, 2017

    have i ever said that life was fair 

    when the cubs won the world series five million people flooded the beautiful streets of Chicago because

    life isn’t fair.

    the underdogs don’t win.

    the team you love rarely does it.

    movies and novels and beautiful poems exist because life is the opposite and we need those delicious lies to keep us from jumping off tall buildings. so when the patriots started marching down the field today

    with precision

    we all knew what was going to happen because we’ve seen it every day

    the pretty boy gets the model

    the rich get richer

    the worst possible result is the allthetime result

    the only reason obama won the first time was because the GOP didn’t wanna try and fail to clean up the mess it made during Bush Cheney. they had no idea how quickly your boy from the south side could do it or else they would have tried harder to stop him.

    they tried extra to beat hillary because they hate girls like so much.

    do i give tom brady props? sure. bellacheat too? fine. they are winners. they don’t ever quit and thats what we all need to learn from this truly exciting game we just saw: if there is time on the clock fucking go for it.

    of course you’ll probably lose, but that doesnt matter.

    he only thing that matters in life is when you look back you can say you gave everything.

    brb gotta puke.