i bought a whole chicken
some baby carrots, celery, potatoes, peas, everything you need.
i put it in the pot.
jeanine had left behind some slo cook junk-in-a-bag
poured that in.
all night i stirred and tasted it.
it needed salt. so much salt.
was thinking about putting some bacon in there. but i eat so much bacon anyways.
this morning i woke up and voila
it had turned into cupcakes.
chewy, delicious, rocky road cupcakes.
i fucking love them.
long live cooking.
now i see what all the fuss is about.
my only problem is i didnt have any real containers to put them in because i had made soooooo many.
so i got a garbage bag and dumped them in there.
and now i have two bags full.
i will go to this spot under the freeway where the homeless are.
i will hand them to the poor.
as we all should.
and i will share.