let’s say you and i are getting it on.
it’s casual. sexy texts during the week. i send you a flood of nudes.
some amazingly not safe for work.
then i come over. i try on some outfits for you.
one thing leads to another and we part ways with beautiful smiles and la la la
whats the quickest way for me to end it all
and for you to hate me forever?
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dear runway model,
this couldn’t be an easier question for me.
arrange for a meet up on tuesday
reschedule it on tuesday for saturday
and on saturday, just hours before the rendezvous,
trust me, you’ll never hear from me again.