theres a pound of ham in the fridge.
not exactly sure when i put it in there.
it would be a shame for that pig to have died in vain
however, if i was a pig i would prefer that you did not eat me, thank you.
went to my actual doctor today.
like me, former xbi.
i told him i was down to a half a coke a day.
still addicted, eh? he scoffed.
which i took as a dare.
which i am taking as a dare.
theres only a few things that will kill me, he said: coke, drunk drivers, boredom.
why cant you drink tea?
in heaven im gonna drink coke every day. maybe even non stop.
fuckit, in heaven i wanna pee coke.
but most of the time we talked about barry bonds
and how incredible his last season was.
he was 42.