some of them it only works in the sack
some of them only works at work
some of them on virtually
but the ones i find the most interesting are the ones where you both sorta hate each other
and yet you end up together for years.
uber does this thing where they lie to you. they lie at you, specifically. frankly, and it happens so often that you dont even know when theyre telling the truth, to the point that sometimes you end up with someone telling you the straight up truth and it seems so weird that you dont believe it. literally you dont believe it.
the other day someone wrote me after i wrote them and they basically said, oh no, we are INTENDING to rip you drivers off.
because it was clearly from someone who understood the situation perfectly and because none of the lines were preprogrammed cookie cutter like 99% of the correspondences i get from them, my reaction was “oh”
instead of WTF
but now we have to go back to the pretend game that they didnt say what they did, which is sad, because if there was an actual person on the end of my monthly emails to them, theyd probably stop.
they are one of those companies that you say to yourself, if they last thru 2020 i’ll be shocked