im just like you, i want what you want

i want a low rider that will do the most amazing things

i also want a monster truck.

i wanna date whoever i wanna date.

i wanna eat whatever i eat at whereever.

i wanna tell the truth the whole truth

sweetened by the most ridiculous lies.

like you i wanna fly a plane one day

from sea to shining sea.

and for some of it i wanna turn on the auto pilot

and be all whooooooooooooah

and just like you i want the president to go down tomorrow.

because we need to live in a place together where

when you do fucked up shit

you pay.

the next presidents shouldnt waltz in thinking

they can just do whatevs.

fuck them and their whatevs.

dick around in your own companies and lives and dramas

but when youre the leader of the world,

you need to have it together.

there are low riders that can do amazing things.

we’re just asking for

one person

to not be corrupt and terrible.

dear electoral college,

i hope you know your days are numbered

in the last little while we have seen electric cars appear

we have seen marijuana become legalized

the Internet has made its way to be part of our every day life

we have seen the death of video stores

we’ve even had the first black president.

but you’re still around.

the problem with you is when someone loses the popular vote but becomes president, women like this one sorta have a point when they tell the world “most of us voted against this idiot”

thats not something that any one wants. and it must totally suck to run a country that you know didn’t vote for you. you’re already starting behind the 8-ball and thats a tough place to begin with such an important job as Leader of the Free World. and it might be a reason why Trump is so fascinatingly defensive about every little thing.

anyways youre gonna die soon, electoral college, and thats good

not everything should live forever.

especially if it’s flawed to begin with.

counting the days…