theyd be called nurses.
nurse came over my house the other day and said
stick out your tongue
how many fingers am i holding up
whats the square root of sandwich
why does the free bird sing
if a train left chicago on wednesday how many cold cokes will be in its fridge when it arrives in los angeles’ union station
why dont you floss more
why is your door open
youre not mr goldblum
what are all these hats on the wall
where is your insurance card
you arent mr gold’s son
please put your shirt back on
i said please
if cats cared they’d say please more often.
like your wheels are spinning
like youre in traffic that aint moving
like youre trying to get your robe on but you cant find the sleeve hole
like youre digging and digging but
like youre searching and searching and
like youre dialing and
why am i dialing?
is this a dream? didnt we outlaw dreams?
like youre burying and burying
like youre swimming and
and doggy paddling
took the cats in yesterday to get their annual check up and the lady said
these are the most behaved cats ive seen in here in a long time.
which is true, they’re good animals and ive taught them to be chill.
we have this little ESP that they clearly learned from the xbi
and im in the same wave length
today i was over by the beach getting ready to drive a whole lotta
4th of July Uber and Lyft rides when i got a message
yo, you should come back home
even though Prince and Michael can deal with rectal exams and weird offices
the booming of the fireworks in Hollywood apparently made them
as i drove through LA fireworks blossomed to the left and the right of me
like a coronation
it made me a little emotional because i love this city so much
and the weather was perfect and seriously every block there were little groups of people
just launching surface to air missiles with beautiful results.
for my entire half hour drive
boom boom ahhhhhhh
got home and the cats first pretended like it was all nbd
but soon they were both in my room,
high up by the tvs